Mom: This is the winter from h e double hockey sticks!
Dreams pt. 2
Mom: I had a bad dream that you turned into a small elephant and I was sick with worry bc you were getting small and pale. I kept asking you if you were ok but since you were new at being an elephant you didn’t know. But you were really small not a full elephant :)
I drove my classy ass to Union to visit my best, Sarah before she leaves for college in a few days. We just watched Catfish and loved it. We’re waiting for her lovely mom to make tacos but it smells like hibachi…. deceiving. I’m gonna go snuggle. Peace, biddies.
thoughts while on my period
ow my vagina is falling off wow this is dumb wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear im going to kill myself why wasnt i born a boy why was i born i hate all of you aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood at least im not pregnant